I really like government surplus stores. I mean, reeeeeeally like them.
This week, I bought two HP laserjet printers:
A Laserjet 5000n which can print 11"x17" and that is great for schematics, and
A Laserjet 4350dnt which has the duplexer and a second 500 sheet paper tray.
I know I didn't steal them because I have a bill of sale. The total for both printers was $30!
I also got a Fellowes Powershred C-320 paper shredder. That thing can swallow 25 sheets of paper at a time and will not choke! I paid $80 for it.
So, yeah, I like this government surplus stuff.